July 28, 2010

Bishop T.D. Jakes wishes Larry King a happy retirement

Posted: 11:30 AM ET
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jacqueline Wernett   July 28th, 2010 1:19 pm ET

Hey Earth,
Got $57.00 for Jackie. She needs to turn on her phone.
Hey Israel got $67.00 for Jacova she wants to turn on her phone.
Hey Deutchland got $77.00, Jackie wants to turn on her phone and buy some cookies.
Hey France Got 88.00. Jacqueline wants to take a bath and still sleep in Carter park Leominster.
Hey Osama what's up?

Ciao, Jackie

Nancy Neary   July 28th, 2010 2:45 pm ET

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy
and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Mexican borders illegally you will jailed for two years.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political
prison to rot.
If you cross the United States border illegally you get:
1 – A job
2 – A driver's license
3 – A Social Security card
4 – Welfare
5 – Food stamps
6 – Credit cards
7 – Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
8 – Free education
9 – Free health care
10 – A lobbyist in Washington
11 – Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language
12 – Millions of servicemen and women who are willing to – and do – die
for your right to the ways and means of our constitution
13 – And the right to carry the flag of your country – the one you walked
out on – while you call America racist and protest that you don't get
enough respect.Reply.

Ivan Smirnoff   July 28th, 2010 4:37 pm ET

@Nancy Nearn

It's why I bought a ticket today..What a country!!!!!

IKHAN   July 28th, 2010 5:11 pm ET

Hi Larry,
we are all going to miss you.

@jacqueline Werenett

Hope & pray you get a shelter over your head & a bed to sleep in. More & more in this country are going without these basics.
We dont pay Deutchland or France.
But we the tax payers do pay Israel 6 billion dollars every year & 1 billion dollars a year to Egypt. But those poor countries wouldn't be able to help out simply because they want more from us & would simply kick us in the butts if we dare refuse.

IKHAN   July 28th, 2010 8:00 pm ET

@Nancy Neary

sure if one wants the US to follow China,Cuba,Saudi Arabia,North Korea,Iran & others that you mention, lets embrace all their laws. Lets not stand out as the country of freedom,liberty & equality which we are trumpeting all the time & criticizing the very countries you mention.

And sure none among the brave boys & girls putting their lives in harm's way in far off lands,thanks to our politicians, are immigrants or their off springs. Go check the statistics & you would be surprised.
Many earned their citizenship this way.
No one disputes the need to reform Immigration but Americans would never accept racist laws or laws that could be abused to intimidate & harass folks trying to find a better life.

Smith in Oregon   July 28th, 2010 8:37 pm ET

Hi Larry King, it's been an exciting ride these past 25 years.

I'm hopeful you'll sit down and show the world the pledge and promise of the Palestine and Israel leaders for a lasting peace treaty which is fair and unbiased for all the people living in that region.

The chuckle for the today is in regards to Anderson Coopers encouraging family's to come to Gulf Coast beaches for their family vacations:

Only 49 beaches out of 253 are affected? That means theres only a 20 percent chance of swimming into a bunch of poisonous, toxic, and carcinogenic goo! I like those odds Anderson Cooper! I'm booking my Louisiana Adventure right now, keep those Louisiana shrimp ready for us, yum!

wendy wolff   July 28th, 2010 9:26 pm ET

Doesn't the new Arizona law mean that everyone -and not only "an illegal alien" is lawfully required to carry with them at all times, identification as a birth certificate, passport, or legal document?

"EVERYONE" in Arizona would have to carry a birth certificate or legal identification document because it would be a lawful requirement, right? I mean how else can you tell who is an illegal alien or not? I mean, anyone "could be" an illegal alien...not only Hispanics, right?

So, this law is a requirement for everyone to abide, right? Soooo, does everyone now who visits or lives in Arizona need to carry their birth cerificate with them or visa? Or is this law only for those who "look like" an illegal alien? So, please someone tell me, what does an "illegal alien" look like? Like You maybe? Oh no, maybe like me?

How about we find a more ethical solution to the real problem...okay, illegal aliens have made this their home, but just by living here, they do still spend money and support the economy with the little they may earn! Deport 15-20 million people who may have lived here for years? Deport them to where? They obviously no longer have a home anywhere else, but here!

ellim   July 28th, 2010 11:11 pm ET

i really don't like for larry to leave.....esp keep from morgan takeovers.

MickyG   July 29th, 2010 12:28 am ET

Hey Nancy !!!

Stop repeating what you heard get facts repeat this words,

United, States, of America.

1 – A job .Do you or anyone you know have ever been a diswasher,or car washer???
2 – A driver's license.Do you have one how many point did you meet to get it???
3 – A Social Security card. Hope you got one after birth,did not earned after 5 years of suffering
4 – Welfare. Get real
5 – Food stamps. Get real
6 – Credit cards. Get real
7 – Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house.where did you get this from????
8 – Free education.did your Mother or father paid taxes????
9 – Free health care.Get real
10 – A lobbyist in Washington.Get informed!!
11 – Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language.Did you need me to understand you???
12 – Millions of servicemen and women who are willing to – and do – die
for your right to the ways and means of our constitution.our constitution
13 – And the right to carry the flag of your country – the one you walked
out on – while you call America racist and protest that you don't get
enough respect.Reply.who are we talking about individual like you???

Get real not legal documents not public help!!!!Get facts!!!!!

MickyG. Born in usa, race in the caribbean next America generation with partial education because of parents deportations.If you Love America invest on it!!!!

Rock With You Horsegirl   July 29th, 2010 1:09 am ET

God Bless T.D Jakes! I know we will miss Larry. I womder what will jappwn to his blogs.

What!?!   August 1st, 2010 3:45 am ET

Peirs Morgan taking over for Larry King? Just another foreigner taking an American job. Keep up the good work CNN!!!

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