February 3, 2009
Posted: 12:56 AM ET
Note: Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich makes a return visit to Larry King Live Tuesday
Rod Blagojevich, less than a week removed from his removal as governor of Illinois, is booked to visit CBS' "Late Show With David Letterman" on Tuesday night.
Just last week, while Blagojevich was making the media rounds in New York to distract everyone from his impeachment trial, Letterman offered a Top 10 list of "Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image":
10, Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts."
9, Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop.
8, Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like "BLAGOOOOYYYYYJEVICH."
7, Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest.
6, Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape.
5, Change his name to Barod Obamavich.
4, Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River.
3, I don't know ... how about showing up for his impeachment trial?
2, Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!"
1, Uhhh ... resign?
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